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Join Date: 02-10-2013
Location: Austin, Texas, baby!
Posts: 3460

Last Activity: Yesterday 08:48 PM
Claire She Blows
Oral Artiste
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The Basics

Name Claire She Blows
User ID 175071
Email clairesheblows@gmail.com
Metro Location Texas - Austin
Age 42

Profile

Ethnicity Caucasian / White
Build Average
Breasts Enhanced No
Height 5' 10"
Eyes Brown
Hair Brunette (Medium)
Piercings Ears, Face, Tongue, Navel, Genitals
Tattoos Several
Grooming Landing Strip
Smoking Non-Smoker

About Me

Biography To everyone: I cannot stress this enough - please manscape. For the love of all that is holy, shave your balls! Trim your pelvic region! If I go down there and find a ginormous bush, we're gonna have issues. I hate gagging on excess hair, and the time it takes me to pull a hair out of my mouth is time away from my mouth doing other things. Side note: do not cut yourself shaving. All you really need to do is use clippers with a GUARD on them.

Because everyone asks (even after they read reviews and comment on them!) - my location is SOUTHWEST AUSTIN. So if you ask me where I'm located, expect a smartass reply. If you don't like smartass replies, you're probably not gonna like me. That's how that shit works. Also, I only give out my address information via text, and I require a phone call when you arrive. If you're a 'PM only' type of client, I won't see you.

Do *not* ask me what time my day starts, or ask to be "first of the day." That is the fastest way to piss me off. Whether you are first or seventh, I am ALWAYS fresh and clean. Hell, if you're last, I'm more apt to take my time because my jaw is sore...

And speaking of when my day starts: Im not much of a morning person. If you text/PM/email me before 10am, theres a 50/50 chance you wont hear from me right away. If were communicating the evening before and you dont make it clear that you for sure want to see me the next day, my ass is probably sleeping in. IJS.

Attention newbies: be prepared to give me some personal information. Don't want to? Then don't see me. Have fun on BP. Maybe you'll win the hooker lottery. Also: if you do see me, I expect you to place the donation in plain sight before you even think about taking your clothes off.

Rates:
10 minutes 150
Half hour 200
Hour 300
90minutes 425
2 hours 550
Overnight 2000
Outcall is an extra 50.
All amounts are for my time and companionship only. Anything else that happens is between consenting adults.

Things I'm not into:
DT (I know, because I'm the oral artisan, everyone naturally assumes that I would, but I don't, sorry)
FF (unless you have a thimble-sized penis, then it's okay)
TUMA/DATO (performing on you - I'm still down for receiving)
Greek
Photos/video: i dont show my face in my showcase pics and my tattoos are all blurred - that should be enough to tell you that Im certainly not going to let a perfect fucking stranger take pictures of me during the session.
Absolutely no BBFS. If you ask, you will be blacklisted. If you ask during our time together (or worse, attempt it), you will forfeit both the donation for my time and the duration of the session (and also be blacklisted). If the cover accidentally comes off and you don't notice, then you will be blacklisted. Dont tell me that you couldnt tell a difference because that is an insult to my vagina.

One last thing: all non-BCD activities are a 200/hr donation. I don't care how well we "click," if you want to take me out to dinner, a movie, etc, it will not be OTC.

If all of the above sounds terse, it's because I'm tired of answering the same goddam questions over and over and over and over and over again. Less typing, more fun. If you've read all of this bio, the only question left to ask is: when can I see you?!

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I'm Austin's oral artiste. I've often said that oral is an art form.
And I'm fucking Picasso.
Yes, I'm expensive.
If I lowered my rates, I'd have a permanent case of lockjaw.
Yes, I'm that good.
I've been told I should teach classes.
My clients have a hard time remembering their own name when I'm finished with them.
They have a hard time standing. Or walking.
And they're actually shocked that I wasn't full of shit.
Yes, there is a 30-second club, and yes, there are more than a few members. Yes, I've made a gentleman pop in 5 seconds. I've made quite a few others pop in less than 15 seconds.


I am the GFE you have always fantasized about but haven't had.
The GFE you thought didn't exist in the hobby.
I am the real deal.
Conversation, humor, intelligence, and passion (without the illusion).
I promise that your time with me will be the highlight of your hobby experience.
You won't find anyone more genuine than me. Period.


Likes Optimism, humor, intelligence, honesty
Dislikes Exaggeration, pessimism, hypocrisy, lying liars who lie out of their lying assholes
Hobbies Sarcasm
Favorite Food(s) Dessert, and all things fattening and delicious (and gluten-free)
Favorite Beverages Wine, vodka
Favorite Flower white roses with red edges
Favorite Perfume Versace Crystal Noir
Favorite Color Aqua
Favorite Animal My French bulldog
Favorite Music Anything except hardcore rap. Or country.
Favorite Holiday Halloween
Preferred Gifts Books, Amazon and/or Victoria's Secret gift cards

Reviews

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01-14-2018 Review by blabster Yes
01-13-2018 Review by Adison Yes
12-27-2017 Review by Find1 Yes
12-08-2017 Review by JustAnAverageGuy Yes
12-05-2017 Review by jakemeder Yes
12-02-2017 Review by suicideboy Yes
11-30-2017 Review by Dayman88 Yes
11-29-2017 Review by GTBCS -Yes staff edit ynot
11-27-2017 Review by richard christie Fuck Yeah
11-26-2017 Review by BulleitBourbon Yes


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