This scotch taste like im going to text you later

[Stella Dearborn]

Originally Posted by sharkman29

I have and and I do often and plan to again soon!

Lol- When I woke from our last get-together about a week ago it looked like alcoholic perverts came to play- we had out the sybian, had set up the sex swing, there were toys EVERYWHERE, we'd opened about 400 dollars worth of wine from my cabinet, porn was still playing and almost every surface seemed to have a layer of lube on it. Now THAT is a party!!

And then there were all of the drunk chick selfies on everyone's phones… you know the ones that you actually watch to see them get deleted… If anyone received those in a drunk text from Sonya please let me know.

[dleehou]

Originally Posted by Stella Dearborn

Lol- When I woke from our last get-together about a week ago it looked like alcoholic perverts came to play- we had out the sybian, had set up the sex swing, there were toys EVERYWHERE, we'd opened about 400 dollars worth of wine from my cabinet, porn was still playing and almost every surface seemed to have a layer of lube on it. Now THAT is a party!!

And then there were all of the drunk chick selfies on everyone's phones… you know the ones that you actually watch to see them get deleted… If anyone received those in a drunk text from Sonya please let me know.

Damn. So how do I get my number in yalls "drunken texting broadcast list"?

[Oralist]

Originally Posted by pyramider

His pee pee was on fire?

I think a cat with a boner is disgusting! Bet you are one who constantly posts cat pictures on the internet. As Jeff Foxworthy says " I hit a cat recently. Had to swerve really hard to get him! All Kidding aside, I have two cats myself, one mounted on each side of the fireplace".

[Oralist]

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

that was richard pryor

No, that was his face!. Get your Bic lighter out and fire it up.Shake it around. What is that? Richard Pryer jogging!

[Sonya]

Originally Posted by dleehou

Damn. So how do I get my number in yalls "drunken texting broadcast list"?

Rebook with me since we missed each other last time ;-)

[TemptationTammie]

I haven't drunk texted clients, however a couple of RW friends have had those texts.
But I don't normally drink to excess, only til tipsy. LOL.

[Guest062217]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Couldn't of been. My mom only takes easy appointments, oedipus.

I used to think you were some what creative...now I think you're nothing but a pos...

[Dorian Gray]

Originally Posted by SNL9933

I used to think you were some what creative...now I think you're nothing but a positively wonderful, original, intellectual, thought provoking, & handsome person...

I see you're still running iOS 7.0.3. The keyboard is not inputting all the text.

You're welcome

[Guest062217]

You see now THAT's creative!

[Dorian Gray]

[boardman]

Nothing like validation from a fucktard...

[Dorian Gray]

You mad because it's not about you?

Here ya go....

[boardman]

That's better...

[abeautifulsite]

Guilty

Originally Posted by Sonya

Fess up.
How many of you have drunk text your atf or a provider you fancy?
Ladies? Are you guilty too?

[Oralist]

I don''t always drink while my cock is being sucked, but, when I do, I send a few test messages!! Usually setting up the next appointment for an oral cock massage.