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Originally Posted by Jane Doe
Whispers, I'll get you some girl scout cookies, but I'm too old for you!
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hmmm.... I've certainly experienced rejection over the years..... That's the first time I've heard that though.... Thank-you for being polite and not telling me my belly was too big or my penis too small....
I was actually curious though as to how you pull off
*Now Completely BSC! GFE! FBSM! BDSM* ..
I had this image of you opening the door in a nice flowered dress with an apron on with the smell of fresh baked cookies in the room..... Laying down for a massage but seeing you flip out in the middle of it for no apparent reason and launch into a rant about how others treat you because of something I posted..... Stripping off the flowered dress to reveal a leather corset and thigh high boots, picking up a riding crop and chasing me into a room like a dungeon before pausing to reflect..... Apologizing and telling me you would slip into something a little more comfortable to reappear a few minutes later in a Scout Master Uniform with an assortment of Girl Scout Cookies..... Only to flip out again when I try one and get crumbs on the floor...... Apologizing again and assuming a position bent over the massage table and handing me the riding crop.... That would be
BSC! GFE! FBSM! BDSM.... all at an OPEC approved rate right? I think I worked all the classifications in...
