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Old 04-24-2015, 10:18 PM   #16
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Hmmm... I'm sensing the smell of fermenting bovine asshole fromage... Aka BULLSHIT.

When I read these ridiculous *cough* reviews, I didn't get 'truth' anywhere in it but more like mansplaining lowest common denominator trash dick skeezy shit mixed with an overinflated narcissistic sense of entitlement and general fucknuttery. (Y'all can congratulate me for actually being nice later.)

Epic vendetta fail. Self-pwn sequence complete. Your Diaper Change sequence has been initiated Latin Lover. No one with a semblance of brain or who knows this woman professionally or otherwise buys any of this.

May the sweet sexy Space Jesus swoop down from on high and help Latin Lover see the error of his ways though a sacred anointing of his Secret Savior Sauce.
Fucknuttery. I love it!! Kbf Miss Valentina
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Old 04-24-2015, 10:22 PM   #17
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I mean, I get what you're saying Whispers, I really do. But consider if you will that if us old slores were obliged to only hand out the Squish Mitten to men we actually liked all the time, then half of these hammered rat rectums wouldn't even get laid in a morgue.

Don't take a hammered rat rectum's right to slopabotomous away Whispers! I know you're not that cruel! Rat rectums and ole Johnny Branmuffins need love too!!!
Hahahaaaa yes exactly what Miss V says!
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Old 04-24-2015, 10:30 PM   #18
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Haha!!! I'm afraid the time has come for me to paint my cloven hooves and give my regards to Satan.
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Old 04-25-2015, 02:42 AM   #19
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Haha!!! I'm afraid the time has come for me to paint my cloven hooves and give my regards to Satan.
So, whut yer sayin' iz thet yew need a peddy-cure ...
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Old 04-25-2015, 04:26 AM   #20
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Haha!!! I'm afraid the time has come for me to paint my cloven hooves and give my regards to Satan.
So which type are you?

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Old 04-25-2015, 08:05 AM   #21
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More like the Horned Dark Lordess come to turn the worlds of self-emasculated misogynistic man-babies who would attempt to destroy a woman's business or peace of mind through subterfuge or any other cowardly, spineless tactic into bubbling cauldrons of glass.

Up with that I do not put. I will go full Hell Goddess Aspect on their asses when they try.

Iron is my Maiden name and I have the tormented ghosts of Dio and Wendy O Williams on my side.

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Old 04-25-2015, 09:11 AM   #22
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Hopefully any potential client will pause to at least consider the issue presented.... What did she say above? That she saw someone a dozen times that she really did not like seeing?

That's desperation at work.
Desperation? No, just a novice provider not wanting to turn away business. Latin is attractive, well dressed and generally a pleasure to converse with. Our sexual preferences didn't mesh up, but I am a hooker, I'm supposed to do things and people I don't want to. I'm pretty sure that's in the job description. Plus as is evident by this week's events, I cannot think that he would taken a straight up refusal for service very well.

So Whispers, if you could provide a script for me, so that the next time I need to dump a client, I can do it efficiently and in a manner that he won't find offensive. If you have mastered this art, please let me know.

Only time and experience allows one to be able to discriminate efficiently, but in the beginning, a fat chick who is doing this to pay her bills, isn't going to turn down anyone who is verified.

I admit I could have handled this situation a little better, but what's the saying? "Hindsight is 20/20?" Yeah that sounds right.

To everyone else who have spoken up in support, thank you. Your words touch my heart.

So in the immortal words of Billy Joel

"Some people run from a possible fight
Some people figure they can never win
And although this is a fight I can lose
The accused is an innocent man
Oh yes I am
An innocent man"
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Old 04-25-2015, 12:43 PM   #23
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Desperation? No, just a novice provider not wanting to turn away business. Latin is attractive, well dressed and generally a pleasure to converse with. Our sexual preferences didn't mesh up, but I am a hooker, I'm supposed to do things and people I don't want to. I'm pretty sure that's in the job description. Plus as is evident by this week's events, I cannot think that he would taken a straight up refusal for service very well.

So Whispers, if you could provide a script for me, so that the next time I need to dump a client, I can do it efficiently and in a manner that he won't find offensive. If you have mastered this art, please let me know.

Only time and experience allows one to be able to discriminate efficiently, but in the beginning, a fat chick who is doing this to pay her bills, isn't going to turn down anyone who is verified.

I admit I could have handled this situation a little better, but what's the saying? "Hindsight is 20/20?" Yeah that sounds right.

To everyone else who have spoken up in support, thank you. Your words touch my heart.

So in the immortal words of Billy Joel

"Some people run from a possible fight
Some people figure they can never win
And although this is a fight I can lose
The accused is an innocent man
Oh yes I am
An innocent man"

Starrluvsyou rescheduled and then NSNC the next day. Then she told me to go blow it out my ass! That worked pretty well.
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Old 04-25-2015, 06:40 PM   #24
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Starrluvsyou rescheduled and then NSNC the next day. Then she told me to go blow it out my ass! That worked pretty well.


Oh jesus....;not again SL. Please, not again.
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Old 04-25-2015, 06:42 PM   #25
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I mean, I get what you're saying Whispers, I really do. But consider if you will that if us old slores were obliged to only hand out the Squish Mitten to men we actually liked all the time, then half of these hammered rat rectums wouldn't even get laid in a morgue.

Don't take a hammered rat rectum's right to slopabotomous away Whispers! I know you're not that cruel! Rat rectums and ole Johnny Branmuffins need love too!!!


Nothing sexier than a women with a mouth. Wait, that came out wrong......well hell, you know what I mean.
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Old 04-26-2015, 07:02 AM   #26
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Oh jesus....;not again SL. Please, not again.
It was just an example. She closed her account on ECCIE. I didn't post a link to the thread LOL
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Old 04-26-2015, 10:34 AM   #27
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I mean, I get what you're saying Whispers, I really do. But consider if you will that if us old slores were obliged to only hand out the Squish Mitten to men we actually liked all the time, then half of these hammered rat rectums wouldn't even get laid in a morgue.

Don't take a hammered rat rectum's right to slopabotomous away Whispers! I know you're not that cruel! Rat rectums and ole Johnny Branmuffins need love too!!!

I totally understand the need to, at times, see a guy that you might not care to solely for financial reasons.

Seeing the guy a dozen or so times though it is understandable how he might develop an attachment issue followed by an implosion getting "cut off".

Although we surely do not know the whole story here it is one we've seen many times over the years when someone that thinks he is special comes to realize he was never more than an ATM.

Some providers need to be better at keeping a client's expectations grounded in that reality.
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Old 04-26-2015, 11:00 AM   #28
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Desperation? No, just a novice provider not wanting to turn away business. Latin is attractive, well dressed and generally a pleasure to converse with. Our sexual preferences didn't mesh up, but I am a hooker, I'm supposed to do things and people I don't want to. I'm pretty sure that's in the job description.

You will eventually experience a melt down and ask yourself why you tolerate things simply for money that you never would otherwise. I've witnessed a few and it's always very sad. I do not mean that in a negative way. Just that it does impact you and lead to a lot of pain.

Plus as is evident by this week's events, I cannot think that he would taken a straight up refusal for service very well. Most likely it would have gone better had you done it much sooner.

So Whispers, if you could provide a script for me, so that the next time I need to dump a client, I can do it efficiently and in a manner that he won't find offensive. If you have mastered this art, please let me know.

I've known ladies that have. IMO it comes from returning a client to reality at the end of the session to remind him you enjoy his business but it is just that..... business..... When someone strikes out from you in an emotional response it's because the relationship was not managed professionally.

Only time and experience allows one to be able to discriminate efficiently, but in the beginning, a fat chick who is doing this to pay her bills, isn't going to turn down anyone who is verified.

"Fat Chicks" do more for less and deal with more shit as a result of not controlling the one thing they can to better their situation. Their weight.

I know it is not fair but fat men with a personality and/or money seem to fare better through life than fat girls.

You are justifying what you are subjecting yourself to as a result of your weight rather than addressing your weight to bring you a better clientele and allow you options.






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"Fat Chicks" do more for less and deal with more shit as a result of not controlling the one thing they can to better their situation. Their weight.

I know it is not fair but fat men with a personality and/or money seem to fare better through life than fat girls.

You are justifying what you are subjecting yourself to as a result of your weight rather than addressing your weight to bring you a better clientele and allow you options.
Also interesting is "Men" get distinguished as they get older. "Woman" just get old.
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Also interesting is "Men" get distinguished as they get older. "Woman" just get old.


As men get older and older they look more and more like Sean Connery.

As women get older and older the look more and more like.........

Well like Sean Connery.


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