Provider Haiku

[w1nd3rf00l]

I see Sunshine advertising that lady time is upon her and she is offering Deepthroat BBBJs until she is back to normal service level again. She claims they are the best around.

I got to thinking about it and a haiku popped into my head. My upper head. Then my little head took note.
Here is a haiku singing praises to Sunshine’s BBBJ, which I have partaken of twice.

Sunshine’s blowjobs rock!
Deepthroat, suction, sloppy wet,
The thought makes me hard!

I challenge other members to sing the praises of their favorite providers and their services in Haiku form, 5, 7, 5.

[w1nd3rf00l]

No poets?

[penname]

Dallas Rain's next trip
What new kinks then to explore
My prostate abides

[Jam3768]

I am a terrible poet. Especially with 5-7-5 constraints. Hell getting words to rhyme is tough enough for me.

But now the Trump post
Resides just where it belongs
It is in 4th place.

Do the math. 5-7-5

[Jam3768]

And now it's finally 4th. All is right with the world once again

[sedona_stud]

Still dream of Miss O
Wish she had not retired
Angelic beauty

[super villainous]

No petite ones, we want the plus size models.
So, no petite ones all drunk off 5 bottles...
No petite ones!! That's automatic,
like most machine guns---bon appetit, hon.

I waltz into the place...
looking for more than just a doll face.
As always, I can't get a break,
like an unsolved case...
from these small waists!
Diet Coke & a salad is what you call a date??

[w1nd3rf00l]

Shoulda said: rhyming is optional

[Unique_Carpenter]

Five three, eyes of green
Jealous of Omaha cause she skipped KC
Gourgeous tats, brunette to there

Ok w1nd,
I usually play to win bar tabs.
You didn't say what the best haiku gets.

[Kat VonDee]

Hmmm, UC, this person you're describing almost sounds like me lol ��