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As a long term participant, I have some advice that might make your stay here more enjoyable. First, read and familiarize yourself with the forum guidelines. There is a link in my signature below and in the informational section on the left hand side of your screen. A basic knowledge of the guidelines can keep you out of trouble.
Second, before you start writing the reviews you mentioned, I recommend that you read
Kosher Cowboy's How to Write a Review.
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