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Guero69 · 02-06-2016, 07:25 PM

First off, the usual disclaimers apply here. Last time I checked there are well over 50,000 threads to hate on, troll, or otherwise enjoy . . . They say (whoever “they” is) that you always remember your first sexual experience. I believe “they” are right. Over the span of a month and a half of trying to meet a Latina on here, I’ve had a couple of close encounters (one so close I’m still dizzy), a dozen or so “sorry babe, I need two references,” and a lot of crickets chirping, I finally had my first “hobby” encounter with a beautiful Latina lady yesterday (Review and erotic details in the appropriate section . . . pending moderation). Now I am one step closer to shedding the degrading title . . . “newbie.” The things I’ll have to do to a couple of amazing Latinas . . . the things some amazing Latinas will agree do to me in order to lose that tag. It is hard being a “newbie,” but you gotta do what you gotta do. (When exactly does a “hobbyist” lose the “newbie” tag anyway?) Fortunately, I didn’t have to get laid more than once to lose my equally degrading title . . . virgin. Two really condescending terms . . . to me at least.
The first “real world” experience was over WAY too quick . . . maybe five minutes or was it five seconds?!?!?! Not sure, but I wouldn’t admit to shit here anyway. This time an hour was not near enough time. Just think about it a second . . . you have a hot 27-year old Latina lying beside you. That is something you want to enjoy. Do you just slam a bottle of scotch and toss it to the side? No, you savor all it has to offer. But since I’m just a poor starving graduate student who hasn’t won the lottery I can’t afford overnights . . . not yet at least.
[Staff edit. M] I always dreamed it would be the MILF next door . . . my Mrs. Robinson. Mrs. G, if you only knew what all the neighborhood boys wanted to do to you. I think she did . . . always coming outside in a short, tight, revealing tennis outfit while we played football in the street. Yeah, she knew what she was doing. Thanks, Mrs. G!
Like I said, the act itself was not very memorable, but the impact on my life was. I was now part of the club. No longer an outsider. I had got my rocks off with an “older” chick instead of some girl in my class. That did set me apart somewhat from my peers. Will I remember my first encounter as a “hobbyist” 20 years from now like I still remember my encounter in 9th grade? Who knows. It is nice to break free of one of those “newbie” chains though.
Anyway, what are y’alls experiences losing your virginity . . . as a “hobbyist” or in the “real world.” I’m sure the ladies have plenty to say as well. Actually, write about whatever you want . . . I don’t run (and don’t want to run) shit here, so . . . let the haters hate . . . the trolls troll . . . and everyone else try to have some fun . . . .

Sonya Playmate · 02-07-2016, 06:09 AM

Awesome..On the release of your newbie chains.

How many more "Latinas" will you do?

Can, I just watch when you do some Latinas?

flinde · 02-07-2016, 06:40 AM

The newby title is not degrading. You are our future. Some day I will be putting down the viagra and retiring, and you newbies will continue to keep the ho's fed.

I would suggest a couple excellent blowjobs from the older, easier screening gals to build up your reference portfolio.

CoverMe · 02-07-2016, 07:33 AM

You lose "newbie" status when you're able to (and choose to) make valuable contributions of information to the community. Stay respectful and polite. Like the rule said on Jim Rome's old radio show, "Have a take, and don't suck."

cjchilis · 02-07-2016, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonya Playmate

Awesome..On the release of your newbie chains.

How many more "Latinas" will you do?

Can, I just watch when you do some Latinas?

Sonya, can I watch you watching them?

Guero69 · 02-07-2016, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonya Playmate

Awesome..On the release of your newbie chains.

Gracias, it is always nice to have some sort of release . . . whether chains or something else.

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How many more "Latinas" will you do?

I am going to do as many Latinas as it takes to see you Sonya. Whether that's one more or a dozen more. I don't make the rules, I just follow them. After that . . . well, not sure. I do have an inner "freak on a leash" that needs to be let loose from time to time or it gets restless and takes over my inner angel

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Can, I just watch when you do some Latinas?

Which Latinas do you want to watch me do? And what do you want to watch me do to them? Remember, I do take requests, suggestions, and (from you) demands.
Honestly though, I don't know if I could fully focus on the Latina on top of me/under me/in front of me/ or beside me while you are sitting in the corner doing whatever it is you plan on doing. You may distract me! How about I watch you and another Latina do each other.

Guero69 · 02-07-2016, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CoverMe

You lose "newbie" status when you're able to (and choose to) make valuable contributions of information to the community. Stay respectful and polite. Like the rule said on Jim Rome's old radio show, "Have a take, and don't suck."

Definitely try to be respectful and polite, especially to the women.

And I always have a take . . . whether I suck or not is up to others to decide.

Thanks for the advice.

Guero69 · 02-07-2016, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by flinde

The newby title is not degrading. You are our future. Some day I will be putting down the viagra and retiring, and you newbies will continue to keep the ho's fed.

I would suggest a couple excellent blowjobs from the older, easier screening gals to build up your reference portfolio.

Blowjobs!!!!!! What an awesome way to gain references. In every other area of my life I have to bust my ass to get stellar references . . . work hard, be a team player, impress the faculty, make good grades, outdo the competition, yada yada yada yada. Here, I just need to bust a few nuts (and be a gentleman of course) and my portfolio is gold!! Life is good!!

Guero69 · 02-07-2016, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonya Playmate

How many more "Latinas" will you do?

Actually Sonya, I have more PM capacity now . . . are there 1,000 Latinas on here from SA? If not, I might have to do some traveling. You're invited to come along and watch (or better yet . . . join in)

Guero69 · 02-07-2016, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Guero69

[Staff edit. M]

My bad!!

moebeedick · 02-07-2016, 05:18 PM

Guero69 · 02-07-2016, 06:13 PM

So it seems another part of losing the "newbie" virginity is to have some punk tell the lady all sorts of bs about a review. Fortunately, the truth came out. Am I in high school again? WOW . . . I'm actually at a loss for words. Which, if you hadn't noticed . . . . is pretty fucking unusual. LOL

Sonya Playmate · 02-07-2016, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by cjchilis

Sonya, can I watch you watching them?

Sure

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Originally Posted by Guero69

Gracias, it is always nice to have some sort of release . . . whether chains or something else.

Oh, yeah. That's what I need. Well, everyday I do.

I am going to do as many Latinas as it takes to see you Sonya. Whether that's one more or a dozen more. I don't make the rules, I just follow them. After that . . . well, not sure. I do have an inner "freak on a leash" that needs to be let loose from time to time or it gets restless and takes over my inner angel

Sweet, I am looking forward to it!

Which Latinas do you want to watch me do? And what do you want to watch me do to them? Remember, I do take requests, suggestions, and (from you) demands.
Honestly though, I don't know if I could fully focus on the Latina on top of me/under me/in front of me/ or beside me while you are sitting in the corner doing whatever it is you plan on doing. You may distract me! How about I watch you and another Latina do each other.

Let me get back to you on that. I will send you the "list" of (Latinas). That I want you to do.

I am game anytime!

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Originally Posted by Guero69

Actually Sonya, I have more PM capacity now . . . are there 1,000 Latinas on here from SA? If not, I might have to do some traveling. You're invited to come along and watch (or better yet . . . join in)

That would be awesome!

Camille Fox · 02-07-2016, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Guero69

So it seems another part of losing the "newbie" virginity is to have some punk tell the lady all sorts of bs about a review. Fortunately, the truth came out. Am I in high school again? WOW . . . I'm actually at a loss for words. Which, if you hadn't noticed . . . . is pretty fucking unusual. LOL

Welcome to ECCIE... So, how did the truth come out?

Guero69 · 02-08-2016, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonya Playmate

Let me get back to you on that. I will send you the "list" of (Latinas). That I want you to do.

Thought I would wake up to a list of Latinas to warm my senses this cold Monday morning. Still shivering! Tranquila . . . only joking. I have a better idea. You can tell me in person soon enough and whisper in my ear what exactly you want to watch me do to the beautiful Latinas.

Not so cold after all . . . . .