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Old 08-05-2013, 04:37 PM   #1
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Today on my way back from lunch, I decided to stop at QuickTrip. As I made my way to the counter, I noticed the ATM had a big amber alert on it saying that it was out of order. I waited in line a bit, while some haggard-looking women and big burly guys paid for their crap. It was a few minutes before I got to the counter, paid for my things and got the hell out of there.

On my way out, I noticed an old, extremely obese, balding man standing at the ATM. He was sweating, farting, shaking and muttering obscenities under his breath.

I wondered who he is on eccie.

I was originally going to post this in alerts, but he didn't try to screw me or anything.
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Old 08-05-2013, 04:53 PM   #2
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Default Wait, wait, wait....

I don't know him, but maybe it was fritz! Or whatever he is calling himself now!

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Old 08-05-2013, 05:50 PM   #3
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I did not fart, and I resent the accusation. I am also hereby waiving the "He who denied it, supplied it" clause as is my right of first refusal under the Shadow Proclamation.
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Old 08-05-2013, 05:54 PM   #4
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Default No wonder these teenage newbies end their careers so quickly...

Ever wonder why YMMV with the young newbies?

No surprise with this kind of typical hobbyist...

Plus he wants:
DFK,
BBBJ,
DATO,
TUMA,
Etc...

Trips the young'ens out...!
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Old 08-05-2013, 06:11 PM   #5
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to be honest, i've never actually wondered what the spoiled, no-work-ethic-having little brats are whining about these days.

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Ever wonder why YMMV with the young newbies?

No surprise with this kind of typical hobbyist...

Plus he wants:
DFK,
BBBJ,
DATO,
TUMA,
Etc...

Trips the young'ens out...!
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Old 08-05-2013, 08:17 PM   #6
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Ever wonder why YMMV with the young newbies?

No surprise with this kind of typical hobbyist...

Plus he wants:
DFK,
BBBJ,
DATO,
TUMA,
Etc...

Trips the young'ens out...!
There is evidence right before your eyes that this thread was meant to be fun and illicit some laughter. You, however, decided to put a damper on the fun by lecturing hobbyists in the ways of this endeavor with inexperienced, flaky teenagers.

In two words.... not good ....

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Old 08-05-2013, 08:23 PM   #7
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to be honest, i've never actually wondered what the spoiled, no-work-ethic-having little brats are whining about these days.
+100
OMG, I'm agreeing with CL. Is it snowing in hell
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Old 08-05-2013, 08:35 PM   #8
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Default Lighten up Francis...

Shit,

I though I was being humorous...

Let's chill a lil...

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... this thread was meant to be fun and illicit some laughter.

You, however, decided to put a damper on the fun...

In two words.... not good ....
TUMA..? Really?
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Old 08-05-2013, 08:43 PM   #9
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Who was the old guy on aspd that fit this description?
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Old 08-05-2013, 08:51 PM   #10
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Shit,

I though I was being humorous...

Let's chill a lil...



TUMA..? Really?
Gladly. Then I will give you props for trying.

So, back to what handle fritz is using now. The choices are; fritz, statman, _ _ _ _ _ _ or _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _! Guesses anyone?
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fritz? aspd? y'all are starting to sound like my cousin after a seven day meth binge. please explain.

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Gladly. Then I will give you props for trying.

So, back to what handle fritz is using now. The choices are; fritz, statman, _ _ _ _ _ _ or _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _! Guesses anyone?
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Old 08-05-2013, 09:09 PM   #12
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Mr. Sajak, I'm afraid I need a vowel.
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Old 08-05-2013, 10:49 PM   #13
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Old 08-05-2013, 11:16 PM   #14
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One lucky lady got to have fun with him...OH BABY..
LOL OMG..
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Since when did they start putting mirrors up by the ATMs?
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