life lessons learned

[TallDallasGuy]

Man, anybody with half a brain knows you don't involve escorts and tables.

The only time a table should be coming into play in this kind of activity is if a stripper is involved and it's at a club.

[Ravasher]

To the OP. The lack of punctuation and paragraphs made my head hurt. Thanks.

[oldbutstillgoing]

You know, maybe we are assuming too much. It might not have been a piece of furniture he built for her. It could have been a mathematical construct , or an HTML table, or an Excel spreadsheet, or a number of other things.

Maybe they are working on the Nobel price for mathematics and this is a cunning ploy by her to steal all his work and take the credit for herself

[TallDallasGuy]

I found part of the story that is missing:

"... So after she didn't pay for the table, I went to her apartment to try to find it, and the next thing I know, I wake up in the bathtub full of ice in Tijuana with a scar down my back and my kidney missing. There is a Mexican cop standing above me telling me it will cost $5000 to get my passport back or if I was able to build a table with undetectable hiding compartments , they would consider letting me go. I made the table, but it took them two years before they let me go.

I'm still waiting for another session with her."

[doug_dfw]

The Shadow stays in the shadow. Reminds me of a radio mystery in the 50's. The Shadow never came out into the open. Pissed me off.

[sparrow1122]

It is a mute point now, the table was broken during a session. Sadly it was just a pile of rubble. Poor craftmanship? The dog proceeded to pee on the rubble and it was tossed out. End to a useless thread.

[uncle buck 50]

TDG is right! You never build a table for a hooker!

I've seen it a hundred times....

[Guest092216]

If one of you fine gentlemen built me a table I would fuck you silly on it til it broke and then of course I would refuse to pay you for a broken table. Just a heads up.

[Sir Lancehernot]

Like others, I'm still trying to translate the post into standard written English, though I think I got the gist of it.

The OP is one of the few people, if not the only person, in more than three years to say anything negative about this person. So either she's randomly singled out for fucking over a guy whom she trusted out of hundreds of others to care for a dog that she dotes over, she thinks he did something to deserve being fucked over, or "what we have hear is a failure to communicate," to borrow a movie quote.

My money's on the last option, and I'd say that even if I hadn't heard the other side of the story.

Like others, I'm wondering what the purpose of the post is and why the identification-without-name. I mean, if you want to ID her, name her. If you want to keep her ID a secret, don't discuss her identifying features.

One thing's for sure: The OP has made himself persona non grata to one of the easiest providers to get along with and one of the best in the business. His loss, not hers.

[berkleigh]

OMG my eyes hurt from reading that.

Punctuation Please!!!

[RideFreeInTexas]

I got your table right here...

[Tetas]

Hmm.
If I were one of you FTW mongers, i'd go over and fuck her on his table.
That way he can feel like he made some contribution to the site and the betterment of mankind.

[SD2011]

Reading this made my head hurt... :/


= margarita is cure

[Prince Akeem Of Zamunda]

[syeira pink]

Originally Posted by Ravasher

To the OP. The lack of punctuation and paragraphs made my head hurt. Thanks.