The Donkey

[Reese Foster]

The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and it won again.


The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.


The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline
read:


BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get rid
of the donkey.


The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next day:


NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.


The next day the paper read:

NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . .. . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and
live longer!

Have
a nice day!

[Kelly TNT]

"Nah......you don't love me, you just love what I do!"

That is the Best thing I've read..and So True! I just Had to tell you!

I also liked the joke. Er..the meaning.
I liked'em both! How about that?

~Kelly TNT

[Reese Foster]

I thought it was pretty good myself....

[LatexLover]

Now thats funny! Im laughing my ass off. Or should I say Donkey? Thanks for the laugh!