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Old 08-07-2010, 09:46 PM   #1
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Default Threesome out for a stroll


Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign:
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
" First Place !," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
" First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked..

"Who the hell is Obama?" asked Pinocchio.





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Old 08-07-2010, 10:31 PM   #2
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FYI. He is the fucking prick screwing all of us working for a living. lol
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Old 08-08-2010, 12:23 AM   #3
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Where are all those "weapons of mass destruction" that Bush said Iraq had. You know, the ones the Cheney said, "we know where they are"? That's the basis on which we started the Iraq war -- the war that "was going to pay for itself" and where we were "going to be greeted as liberators."

Or my all time favorite from Dick Cheney, "Deficits don't matter."

http://www.ontheissues.org/2004/Dick..._+_Economy.htm


Damn you people have a fucking short memory.
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:59 PM   #4
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Just a joke. All politician lie. I think that is a requirement for the job.
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Old 08-08-2010, 09:34 PM   #5
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Where are all those "weapons of mass destruction" that Bush said Iraq had. You know, the ones the Cheney said, "we know where they are"? That's the basis on which we started the Iraq war -- the war that "was going to pay for itself" and where we were "going to be greeted as liberators."

Or my all time favorite from Dick Cheney, "Deficits don't matter."

http://www.ontheissues.org/2004/Dick..._+_Economy.htm


Damn you people have a fucking short memory.
did you see the 60 minutes show where an FBI agent was with Saddam the last 6 months of his life. Saddam told him that he dismantled them but as soon as the heat was off, he would start again

and remember Congress approved it
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FYI. He is the fucking prick screwing all of us working for a living. lol
How?
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