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Old 08-10-2010, 09:56 PM   #1
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Cool A Quickie in the bushes.....

Quickie in the
Bushes
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man
and one of a nude woman.

They had been facing each other across a pathway for
a

hundred years,
> when


one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with
a

single gesture,
brings


the two to life.


The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient
through a hundred


blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given
life for thirty


minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'


He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running
behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and
giggling ensues.




After fifteen minutes , the two return, out of breath
and laughing..



The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes
left, would you care to


do it again?' He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies,
'Oh, yes, let's!


But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the
pigeon down and you


shit on its head.'
----------AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????























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Old 08-10-2010, 10:05 PM   #2
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Hi,

aheheheh, that's cute! Of course, my mind was in the gutter! ahehehe

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