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Old 02-24-2010, 12:12 AM   #31
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LMFAO.

NO, and I hope it never happens to me!
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Old 02-24-2010, 12:45 AM   #32
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I have had a few clients fart during a session.
OMG....it's never easy trying to pretend it didn't happen. I am worse than little boys. Someone farts....I'm gonna laugh. That's all there is to it.

Farts are Funny.
Holly Fart Balls...it's awful...Butt even the smelly ones.
Freaking hysterical.

This is a good farting in bed clip...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Qm5sRQyfg"]YouTube- Farting in Bed[/ame]

LOL...

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Old 02-24-2010, 01:07 AM   #33
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Once... but she started it...
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Old 02-24-2010, 01:15 AM   #34
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I have had a few clients fart during a session.
OMG....it's never easy trying to pretend it didn't happen. I am worse than little boys. Someone farts....I'm gonna laugh. That's all there is to it.

Farts are Funny.
Holly Fart Balls...it's awful...Butt even the smelly ones.
Freaking hysterical.

This is a good farting in bed clip...

YouTube- Farting in Bed

LOL...

~Kelly TNT

Prime example of when to blame the dog

Hobby Bloopers lol...
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Old 02-24-2010, 01:51 AM   #35
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Thanks Kelly. LMAO
Someone sent me that clip years ago, but it was on a computer that got stolen. Thanks for the laughs. I've always wondered if the guy was French Stewart, sounds and looks like him.

Makenzee,
What can I say. Funny and gross at the same time.
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Old 02-24-2010, 09:53 AM   #36
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Nicole-Preston Marry Me???????????????
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Old 02-24-2010, 09:54 AM   #37
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Ok as to farting during a session, I had a lady that moved to sit on my face for 69 and yes you are correct, right in my face. I think she tried to blame it on my poor dog.
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Old 02-24-2010, 10:12 AM   #38
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"Farting in a Session"

That is so disgusting to hear about. You should be ashamed! I have never had that happen before while with a lady, furthermore, I have made sure it never happened again.

A while back Mrs. Wilson was accusing me of letting SBD’s*. Turned out it was the "stepdog". I finally was exonerated when she discovered it was happening when I not around, but the 18 lb yorkie was present. I just knew that bastard dog was grinning about something while I was getting my ass chewed.

*SBD = silent, but deadly
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Old 02-24-2010, 02:58 PM   #39
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Years ago we were going at it hot and heavy mish when:

buurrraAAAKKKK! PUtt, Putt, putt...

I could feel her "wind" against my balls. Then the smell hit...

"Did I just fuck the shit out of you?"

"Apparently so..." She laughed.

We had to abandon the bedroom and finish on the couch.
OMG seriously......that is funny

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I have had a few clients fart during a session.
OMG....it's never easy trying to pretend it didn't happen. I am worse than little boys. Someone farts....I'm gonna laugh. That's all there is to it.

Farts are Funny.
Holly Fart Balls...it's awful...Butt even the smelly ones.
Freaking hysterical.

This is a good farting in bed clip...

YouTube- Farting in Bed

LOL...

~Kelly TNT
LMAO you are so wrong for that clip
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Old 02-24-2010, 04:19 PM   #40
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LMAO!!! I hope I never have to encounter anything like that but if I did hopefully we could just continue like it never happened or just laugh it off lol.
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maybe charge an extra 50
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Old 02-24-2010, 06:06 PM   #42
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after getting a nut with me on top in the mish position, nothing is better than a good fart, i do it often and feels so good, its like a little extra surge to a good nut, try it guys, you will enjoy, JR
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Wow, I actually had a guy that did that today and all I could do was laugh, we both did. He even said exuse me.
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after getting a nut with me on top in the mish position, nothing is better than a good fart, i do it often and feels so good, its like a little extra surge to a good nut, try it guys, you will enjoy, JR
LMAO... Leave it to JR to actually encourage it.
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Old 02-24-2010, 07:13 PM   #45
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LMAO... Leave it to JR to actually encourage it.
Thats right
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