Pussy's that smell like used rubber

[Hewhew]

On a serious note.... I have a slight complaint to make. I have seen about 25 providers and most of them in the $300 range. I saw most of them due to the reviews you guys leave, but I don't think most people are honest about looks or hygiene. But when I get to the incall, the providers pussy smells like used rubbers.... I don't get this!!! You can't just wash the outside.. you have to wash the inside. Now I must say that only 75% of the providers I've seen have this problem, so it's not all the girls. Oh yea.... Tori Sue is a really really nice girl, but she is no cheerleader guys. It seems like people aren't being honest on their reviews. There is no way she works out!! NO way... she may tan, but not work out. She was very out of shape and a 5 at best... .I'm an ugly man myself, so don't think I'm vain. Tori Sue was actually bbw fat and doens't represent that picture of the blonde she posted at all. Laylonie smelled wonderful and had no rubbers smell down below... and she is a $300 provider so I know its possible. I'm tired of paying lots of money for something I can't enjoy because all I smell is used rubbers. Amy love, Sexy Cayla moore, and many others who I don't want to hurt have this problem.
So here is my question...... Would a provider get mad if I walk in and smell their package from behind, let them know it smells like used rubbers, and then leave ? No offense... I just wanted some opinions.

[MuffinMan]

Hewhew....you are indeed a boneheaded pig! Not only do you complain about the providers you CLAIM to have seen, but you have the audacity and BALLS to complain that the guys who write the reviews which you read are dishonest. All of this while never writing a review of any of those 25 providers in the 25 months you've been a part of the board.

As a mod and fellow hobbyist I hope the Providers of ECCIE take your words to heart and reward you with the hobby experience you so richly deserve. My personal advise for you is you need to get a large bottle of lube and some Bengay for the sore right arm!

Have a super f'ing day!
MM

(Ladies....the floor is yours.)

[Hewhew]

I didn't want offend anyone writing reviews..... That's why I said I want address this with the utmost respect. I didn't say the reviews were always wrong... just not honest sometimes. I don't want to offend anyone......please believe me. Maybe I should take the names away. I can understand you getting mad MM.. so I was expecting backlash. Could you answer my question though? and have you ever had the same experience?

[madlibz]

Whenever I see a provider that is using weird angles and hiding behind stuff In her showcase pictures, she is certainly hiding some pounds and I skip them.

[bc29]

Right on, MM! that was a really rude and offensive post by Hewhew---maybe he should smell himself first before attacking others---

The ladies I have been with (all through P411---highly recommended) are all good people just trying to make it in this world like the rest of us---they deserve respect, not this type of trash post---they've all been sweet and clean and a real pleasure---probably cleaner than me and I'm pretty serious about personal hygiene---

[jayded_angel]

Promise I wont get in trouble? Will stand by before I lay into the ignorant fukkin bitch

[LA2_2000]

I love it when the ladies talk dirty!!

[Harley Diablo]

With due respect to all we have all had similar problems. The only thing you can do is put something like not as fresh as I would have liked which I have done on some reviews. I tell a provider before hand that I will be freshly showered and expect the same. On some occasions this did not happen, and so I do not request to see them again.
Nobody is perfect but most of the ladies on eccie and P411 are professionals and act as such.

[Headkeeper]

How did you read the reviews without premium access? Did you shoot a PM to the reviewer with questions? You didn't want to offend anyone writing reviews and what you posted in an open forum is better?

I too am interested in the ladies comments.

[Forthegiggles]

Lol Jayded always keep it real!

[MuffinMan]

Jayded....I did say the floor is open for you ladies to let 'er rip.
MM

[Dittychaser]

Originally Posted by Hewhew

So here is my question...... Would a provider get mad if I walk in and smell their package from behind, let them know it smells like used rubbers, and then leave ?

You won't have to do that. They will get mad when they read what you wrote.

[jayded_angel]

Yay. K first off ur hobbying in the dirty dick capitol of the U.S. and ur lucky we're not double baggin ur members. Which leads to my next point, im guessing you'd rather smell trich or ghonnoreah when ur goin to dine? In which case ur fuckin disgusting. If a woman showers she should not still have a rubber scent anywhere, and washing the inside of ur vagina causes yeast infections and or bacterial vaginosis which is also WAY worse than smelling rubber. The vagina is a self cleaning oven. If I may suggest NOT using trojan condoms. Theyre disgusting. Crown is the way to go.
As for miss tori sue, had u done ur research ud kno she doesnt use her real pics and idt ive ever met a cheerleader with H boobs so ur retaded for expecting a spinner. (Which we already noticed u definitely are retarded)
If I had to guess id say the lovely miss sue denied ur bareback attempt and now uve crawled in ur vagina and decided to try and hurt the chick. Or ur balls smelld like shit. Maybe ill go in for a second opinion. The trick is to not mortify a chick with ur disgistingness and like magic, the juices start flowing. And I gotta say there aint many smells in the world that can beat a soakin wet kitty. Im done for now. Happy whackin reject.

[Guest061415-2]

So many good comments. So many good questions! I hope you are prepared for the backlash from the ladies, specifically that you called out by name. Secondly, you dare accuse the gents of this board of writing things in a review that are blatantly opposite of the truth. Fuck you bro!!! Until you contribute something worthwhile, don't criticize anyone else (male or female) because everything didn't go the way you expected it to.

Second point. You contacted a provider. Did she tell you that she was only seeing you that day? Did you have an agreement to be the first client of the day? Tori, like other ladies, only hobby on certain days therefore she may or may not see more than one guy per day. News flash Fucker: It's HER choice as to how she conducts her business. If you don't like the thought of tasting another dudes condom, either A: Don't go down on a provider that has agreed to see you or B: Go to a bar or a strip club and pick up a "fresh, clean" lady to enjoy for your dining pleasures. Instead you should consider yourself fortunate that a lady granted you permission to see her, although that may become a little more difficult now. Good luck and happy hunting.

[ramblinman69]

This is certainly shaping up to be quite the interesting thread! Carry on!