Things A Provider REALLY Loves To Hear

[guest033012-2]

43. I know we've been sitting on your couch talking for 30 minutes but the clock just started, right?

[TH64083]

44. That's okay, you can keep the tip. Uh, baby you knew I was a Leper, right?

[aspenp]

"I'm trying to cut costs here..."

[katkisses2000]

45. Your pics were get but you didnt tell me you were pregnant

[BigMikeinKC]

Originally Posted by KCQuestor

25. Wow, you came so much YOU should pay ME

LOL. I actually had a provider tell me " I came so much I should pay you", probably a common line. But I said 'Okay, how much are you going to give me?" Not knowing I was kidding, the look on her face was priceless!

[Muffrider]

Sorry. It must be my anti-depressant, because that has never happened to me before.

[Allie_Kat]

"If you just do this, that or this, you would do so much better" (While arguing with you about everything you say and belittling you).

[catnipdipper]

You really should get those bunions fixed.

[Cheaper2buyit]

Do you take foodstamps or wic vouchers

[Cacelia]

28. "Don't worry, Im clean"

[SinsOfTheFlesh]

"OH &*%$(%^&!!!!!! That's the garage door!!!!!!"

Accompanied by a wild eyed look of panic. Yes, this really happened lol

[catnipdipper]

My name is John Galt and I brought $80.

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

52. "My name is catnipper and John Galt said you'd do ME for $80, too! Get nekkid, woman!"

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

53. "You don't need to tell me what you like... I've been eatin' pussy for years! They're all the same..."

[Cheaper2buyit]

Can you charge by the inch. After were finished can you call my dad and tell him I am not gay.
I know am 40 but this is my first time can you call some of my old classmates and tell them I am not a virgin
Can you tell my wife how to do that.
My parol officer said I need to meet new friends can you sign this.
My uncle likes to watch do you mind.