Originally Posted by Allie_Kat
I come out there
Oh Allie! I missed your avatar!!!!
This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."
I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.