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Old 05-18-2011, 07:52 PM   #1
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Default And yet another old guy joke

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'There's no money in that account.'

'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!'

See.......Not All Seniors Are Senile

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Old 05-21-2011, 10:46 AM   #2
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Now that girl should have screened more carefully, lol!
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Old 05-21-2011, 10:51 AM   #3
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Interesting idea...

No, better not.
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Old 05-22-2011, 05:53 PM   #4
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I'm telling this one to my Dad.
PITTSBURGH Oct 4-7, STATE COLLEGE Oct 7-8, CORNING Oct 8-9, ROCHESTER Oct 9-10, BUFFALO Oct 10-11, ERIE Oct 11-12, CLEVELAND* Oct 12-13, TOLEDO* Oct 13-14, CHICAGO Oct 14-15, CDR RPDS Oct 15-16, DSM Oct 16-17, SIOUX CITY or FALLS Oct 17-18, WATERTOWN SD Oct 18-19
*This particular month...all 3 of these cities need to be pre-booked or at least have interest expressed PRIOR to noon on arrival day or I will skip these towns. In the case of Cleveland, If no interest, I may head to Toledo ahead of time.

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Old 05-29-2011, 05:39 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by AimeeAims View Post
Now that girl should have screened more carefully, lol!
Your so right Aimee!!!
There must be some wonderful ladies in HOUSTON
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LMAO .... i got to try that !!!
Man Slut .... did i mention I like to play with kitty's?

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Storing in my memory bank for future reference.
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Old 06-01-2011, 10:24 PM   #8
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LMAO!! good one Old Grump!!!
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