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Old 06-05-2023, 03:10 AM   #1
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A guy had a trip he took every year or two. He always went the same way and one time he stopped at a bar along the way. He went in and ordered a drink from the bartender. At the other end of the bar was a jar full of money with a sign that said make the donkey laugh and win all the money in the jar. He asked the bartender if this was serious and the bartender says right this way. He takes the guy out back and there stands a donkey. So the guy walks up whispers in the donkeys ear and he falls down laughing. Then he goes inside drinks his drink, collects his money and leaves.

A year or so later he's going by the same bar and stops in for another drink. At the end of the bar is the same jar full of money. This time the sign says make the donkey cry and win all the money in the jar. So he steps out back while the bartender makes his drink. As the bartender finishes making the drink he hears a commotion out back. He steps out to see the donkey crying uncontrollably. The guy then goes back inside drinks his drink and asks for the money. The bartender says I've got your money but I want to know how you did it? Nobody else even got a rise out of that donkey but you made him laugh, then cry. The guy says well the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his, this time I proved it.
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LMAO!
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A guy had a trip he took every year or two. He always went the same way and one time he stopped at a bar along the way. He went in and ordered a drink from the bartender. At the other end of the bar was a jar full of money with a sign that said make the donkey laugh and win all the money in the jar. He asked the bartender if this was serious and the bartender says right this way. He takes the guy out back and there stands a donkey. So the guy walks up whispers in the donkeys ear and he falls down laughing. Then he goes inside drinks his drink, collects his money and leaves.

A year or so later he's going by the same bar and stops in for another drink. At the end of the bar is the same jar full of money. This time the sign says make the donkey cry and win all the money in the jar. So he steps out back while the bartender makes his drink. As the bartender finishes making the drink he hears a commotion out back. He steps out to see the donkey crying uncontrollably. The guy then goes back inside drinks his drink and asks for the money. The bartender says I've got your money but I want to know how you did it? Nobody else even got a rise out of that donkey but you made him laugh, then cry. The guy says well the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his, this time I proved it.



LOL! well told, i've told a slight variant of this joke for years. the man is a traveling salesman visiting a new client, goes to a bar, the first time it's "The Joke Jar", make the mean old horse laugh, the next time it's "The Jar of Sorrows", make the mean old horse cry.


the punchline is the same ...


"The first time i told him, this time i showed him".


bahahahhaaaaa
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LOL! well told, i've told a slight variant of this joke for years. the man is a traveling salesman visiting a new client, goes to a bar, the first time it's "The Joke Jar", make the mean old horse laugh, the next time it's "The Jar of Sorrows", make the mean old horse cry.


the punchline is the same ...


"The first time i told him, this time i showed him".


bahahahhaaaaa



you know what the ... is, it frank/fda milk/whale



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give back to cezar what cezar scam
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Joe B said, “Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime."
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Old 06-07-2023, 11:32 PM   #7
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Joe B said, “Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime."
I always thought it was give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will drink beer all day.
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Joe B said, “Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime."
You're starting to sound like someone else on here.
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A tall building(PYRAMID SCAM HOW FAST IT GOES UP THE PYRAMID INTO NOTHING LEFT IN THE WATER) accounting money laundering scam, with most of the floor empty beside research on how to rob via RESIDENT EVIL T VIRUS (BLUE GREEN WATER).
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does not get any easier
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good year tire wall street bridge to somewhere not repair for treasury robbery scam
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good year tire wall street bridge to somewhere not repair for treasury robbery scam
beaver dam at the good year bridge until it a bad year to worst to worst-est year
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