Welcome to ECCIE, become a part of the fastest growing adult community. Take a minute & sign up!

Welcome to ECCIE - Sign up today!

Become a part of one of the fastest growing adult communities online. We have something for you, whether you’re a male member seeking out new friends or a new lady on the scene looking to take advantage of our many opportunities to network, make new friends, or connect with people. Join today & take part in lively discussions, take advantage of all the great features that attract hundreds of new daily members!

Go Premium

Go Back   ECCIE Worldwide > Kansas and Missouri > Kansas City Metro > The Sandbox
test
The Sandbox The Sandbox is a collection of off-topic discussions. Humorous threads, Sports talk, and a wide variety of other topics can be found here. If it's NOT hobby-related, then you're in the right place!

Most Favorited Images
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
Most Liked Images
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
Top Reviewers
cockalatte 646
MoneyManMatt 490
Still Looking 399
samcruz 399
Jon Bon 396
Harley Diablo 377
honest_abe 362
DFW_Ladies_Man 313
Chung Tran 288
lupegarland 287
nicemusic 285
You&Me 281
Starscream66 279
George Spelvin 265
sharkman29 255
Top Posters
DallasRain70793
biomed163231
Yssup Rider60955
gman4453294
LexusLover51038
offshoredrilling48654
WTF48267
pyramider46370
bambino42591
CryptKicker37218
The_Waco_Kid37009
Mokoa36496
Chung Tran36100
Still Looking35944
Mojojo33117

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 12-12-2021, 11:53 AM   #1
Unique_Carpenter
Chasing a Cowgirl
 
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 19, 2013
Location: West Kansas
Posts: 31,431
Encounters: 89
Default A coal delivery yesterday

So this little guy shows up at the barn yesterday afternoon with a Semi-truck loaded with 5 tons of coal. In bags, on multiple skids.
Asks to hide that out by the back gravel drive that has night lights on both sides.
Me: Hide it? It's 5 tons.
Little guy says: It's on the list. Btw, one bag goes to just one gal. We'll have other folks stop by to break down the rest into smaller packages.
Me: Whatever. Do you want the Vet on standby again?
Little guy: Yes, but don't you want to know who the one large bag is for?
Me: No, you've also checked the list a second time right? Besides I have a good idea who it's for.
Little guy: With an elfish giggle, says: You're prob right. Throw a trap over the stuff for now.
Me: Right.

So here's the question for you all:
Who do you think the one gal is?
Gal's can name themselves.

Unique_Carpenter is offline   Quote
Old 12-12-2021, 12:12 PM   #2
Boredinop
Premium Access
 
Boredinop's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 25, 2014
Location: Kansas city
Posts: 2,478
Encounters: 77
Default

An east coast gal that's currently in KC.......almost forgot, and off the clock.
Boredinop is offline   Quote
Old 12-12-2021, 12:21 PM   #3
Unique_Carpenter
Chasing a Cowgirl
 
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 19, 2013
Location: West Kansas
Posts: 31,431
Encounters: 89
Default

Nope, but she pouted about that.
It's someone most KC is familiar with.
Unique_Carpenter is offline   Quote
Old 12-12-2021, 06:56 PM   #4
ElumEno
In it for the DATY!
 
ElumEno's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 7, 2010
Location: Kansas City
Posts: 4,342
Encounters: 21
Default

I'm going to guess a Southern Gal that has warmed the loins of many all over the country,

yet through mastering the art of Kegel exercises can still turn lumps of coil into a girls best friend!
ElumEno is offline   Quote
Old 12-12-2021, 08:21 PM   #5
Unique_Carpenter
Chasing a Cowgirl
 
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 19, 2013
Location: West Kansas
Posts: 31,431
Encounters: 89
Default

Lol,
Maybe,
But you gotta name her
Unique_Carpenter is offline   Quote
Old 12-12-2021, 08:41 PM   #6
DallasRain
HELL's bell ringer!!
 
DallasRain's Avatar
 
User ID: 3067
Join Date: Dec 27, 2009
Location: Based in Missouri AND coming to play in your town soon!!!
My Bio Page
Posts: 70,793
My ECCIE Reviews
Default

hmmmmmm maybe ME lol


i actually got a stocking w coal in it last year
a gag gift from my kids lol
DallasRain is offline   Quote
Old 12-12-2021, 08:54 PM   #7
yourdesire
Upgraded Female Account
 
yourdesire's Avatar
 
User ID: 393863
Join Date: Mar 26, 2017
Location: Mo & Ks
My Bio Page
Posts: 3,475
My ECCIE Reviews
Default

It's miss DR
yourdesire is offline   Quote
Old 12-13-2021, 03:50 AM   #8
Unique_Carpenter
Chasing a Cowgirl
 
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 19, 2013
Location: West Kansas
Posts: 31,431
Encounters: 89
Default

And the ladies take the win.
Merry xmas Dee.
Emphasis on the "X"
Unique_Carpenter is offline   Quote
Old 12-13-2021, 11:24 AM   #9
oldman49
Premium Access
 
oldman49's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 7, 2010
Location: Kansas City
Posts: 766
Encounters: 32
Default

Maybe the rest of the coal should go to Vishal Garg. The CEO of Better.com that fired 900 of his employees via Zoom. A real "A" hole
oldman49 is online now   Quote
Old 12-13-2021, 11:46 AM   #10
Unique_Carpenter
Chasing a Cowgirl
 
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 19, 2013
Location: West Kansas
Posts: 31,431
Encounters: 89
Default

Let's be careful of thread drift.

But, he's hiding cause his chairman sent him home. So the count is 901.
Unique_Carpenter is offline   Quote
Old 12-13-2021, 12:01 PM   #11
malwoody
LOST IN THE GT
 
malwoody's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 16, 2011
Location: Kansas Hill Country
Posts: 5,066
Encounters: 2
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Boredinop View Post
An east coast gal that's currently in KC.......almost forgot, and off the clock.
Be careful slick, you could get RTMd for taunting.
malwoody is offline   Quote
Old 12-13-2021, 12:17 PM   #12
Unique_Carpenter
Chasing a Cowgirl
 
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 19, 2013
Location: West Kansas
Posts: 31,431
Encounters: 89
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by malwoody View Post
Be careful slick, you could get RTMd for taunting.
Come on mw, it was a good guess.
Zero points for a complete miss though.
Unique_Carpenter is offline   Quote
Old 12-13-2021, 02:24 PM   #13
DallasRain
HELL's bell ringer!!
 
DallasRain's Avatar
 
User ID: 3067
Join Date: Dec 27, 2009
Location: Based in Missouri AND coming to play in your town soon!!!
My Bio Page
Posts: 70,793
My ECCIE Reviews
Default

m
Attached Images
File Type: jpeg 1E9B761A-8018-4344-B9E5-D67C8BEA952E.jpeg (26.0 KB, 125 views)
DallasRain is offline   Quote
Old 12-14-2021, 05:15 AM   #14
Unique_Carpenter
Chasing a Cowgirl
 
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 19, 2013
Location: West Kansas
Posts: 31,431
Encounters: 89
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by DallasRain View Post
Santa's gonna have a broken wrist when he leaves Missouri.
Unique_Carpenter is offline   Quote
Reply



AMPReviews.net
Find Ladies
Hot Women

Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright © 2009 - 2016, ECCIE Worldwide, All Rights Reserved