Caucasian / White
Ears, Face, Tongue, Navel, Genitals
To everyone: I cannot stress this enough - please manscape. For the love of all that is holy, shave your balls! Trim your pelvic region! If I go down there and find a ginormous bush, we're gonna have issues. I hate gagging on excess hair, and the time it takes me to pull a hair out of my mouth is time away from my mouth doing other things. Side note: do not cut yourself shaving. All you really need to do is use clippers with a GUARD on them.
Because everyone asks (even after they read reviews and comment on them!) - my location is SOUTHWEST AUSTIN. So if you ask me where I'm located, expect a smartass reply. If you don't like smartass replies, you're probably not gonna like me. That's how that shit works.
Attention newbies: be prepared to give me some personal information. Don't want to? Then don't see me. Have fun on BP. Maybe you'll win the hooker lottery.
10 minutes 150
Half hour 200
2 hours 550
Outcall is an extra 50.
All amounts are for my time and companionship only. Anything else that happens is between consenting adults.
Things I'm not into:
DT (I know, because I'm the oral artisan, everyone naturally assumes that I would, but I don't, sorry)
FF (unless you have a thimble-sized penis, then it's okay)
TUMA/DATO (performing on you - I'm still down for receiving)
Absolutely no BBFS. If you ask, you will be blacklisted. If you ask during our time together (or worse, attempt it), you will forfeit both the donation for my time and the duration of the session (and also be blacklisted). If the cover accidentally comes off and you don't notice, then you will be blacklisted.
One last thing: all non-BCD activities are a 200/hr donation. I don't care how well we "click," if you want to take me out to dinner, a movie, etc, it will not be OTC.
If all of the above sounds terse, it's because I'm tired of answering the same goddam questions over and over and over and over and over again. Less typing, more fun. If you've read all of this bio, the only question left to ask is: when can I see you?!
I'm Austin's oral artiste. I've often said that oral is an art form.
And I'm fucking Picasso.
Yes, I'm expensive.
If I lowered my rates, I'd have a permanent case of lockjaw.
Yes, I'm that good.
I've been told I should teach classes.
My clients have a hard time remembering their own name when I'm finished with them.
They have a hard time standing. Or walking.
And they're actually shocked that I wasn't full of shit.
Yes, there is a 30-second club, and yes, there are more than a few members. Yes, I've made a gentleman pop in 5 seconds. I've made quite a few others pop in less than 15 seconds.
I am the GFE you have always fantasized about but haven't had.
The GFE you thought didn't exist in the hobby.
I am the real deal.
Conversation, humor, intelligence, and passion (without the illusion).
I promise that your time with me will be the highlight of your hobby experience.
You won't find anyone more genuine than me. Period.
Optimism, humor, intelligence, honesty
Exaggeration, pessimism, hypocrisy, lying liars who lie out of their lying assholes
Dessert, and all things fattening and delicious (and gluten-free)
Wine, vodka (NOT wheat-based)
white roses with red edges
Versace Crystal Noir
Persian cats, dogs (pugs!), birds, fish
Anything except hardcore rap. Or country.
Books, Amazon and/or Victoria's Secret gift cards